Thursday, February 9, 2017

Spanking Phrases

What are your favorite spanking phrases?

Things like:

- I am going to blister your bottom

- You are going over my knee, young man (lady)!

- After this spanking, you are going to be sore for a week

- Shame on you!

- Bring me my hairbrush

- I'm sorry that I have to be this strict, but this is for your own good

- You are getting a bare bottom spanking

- You are never to old to be spanked

Feel free to comment "anonymously" in the comments below this post...

Update on 2/13/17: Just an FYI that based on the phrases submitted below in the comments & ones that people sent to me privately, I created an audio clip that you can buy on NiteFlirt
Link to my Audio Clips


  1. -You have 3 seconds to get over my knee. 1... 2... 3.
    -Come here, right NOW!
    -If you misbehave again, you will be spanked much harder next time.
    -You won't be able to sit for a week.

    Also, "the look" does just fine too :)


  2. - you're addling for a paddling
    - you're itching for a switching
    - you're hanking for a spanking
    - this will hurt you more than it hurts me
    - assume the position
    - bend over and take it like a man (lady)
    - grin and bare it

    1. @MitchPhilbin, and here I thought it was "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you" ;) Thanks for the lovely phone call, so very sweet of you!

  3. Thanks to everyone who has commented so far!

  4. -You are going to get the spanking of your life!
    -Ask me for a bare bottom spanking, NOW!
    -We are done with your spanking, when I say we are done!
    -Take down your pants and underwear, and get over my knee :)

  5. From the Ricky Bobby movie...."I'm going to paint your back porch red" ��

  6. This is no ordinary tanning salon young man!

  7. Or your azz is mine to be appropriate

  8. This doesn't have anything to do with spanking, but this reminded me of Jackie Gleason's infamous line in Smokey, and the Bandit. "I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses"!