Come here, you've been very naughty! Running around my ward, in your hospital gown, up to mischief I see...
And I know just the thing to cure you of being such a trouble maker...
a bare bottom spanking! Those hospital gowns certainly make it easier for me to access your bottom, now don't they? And if you keep this up, you are going to run a fever... Do I need to get out my thermometer?
Over my knee now, and bare that bottom! You do NOT want to see me get angry...