Friday, June 30, 2017

Get An Extra 10-Min Talk Time On Phone Sessions 6/30-7/1/17

If you schedule a phone session with me today & tomorrow 6/30/17 & 7/1/17 I will give you an extra 10 minutes of talk time.  So if you book a 30-min phone session (my minimum time if you book through me), you'd pay for 30-min but you would actually get 40-minutes.

This is for today & tomorrow ONLY and I do have limited times that I am available.

If you are interested, please shoot me an email. This deal is through me, not through NiteFlirt.

Well Spanked with the Sorority Paddle

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Random Conversation About "My Art"

An actual conversation that happened at the bar.
Do note that this is NOT the piece of art, discussed. It is similar although in this one all 3 of the girls bottoms are "smarting" just the way I like it

Drunk guy: Hey, this is my first time here, do you come here often?
Me *thinking*: OMFG, is this guy for real?
Drunk guy: I rode my bike here
Me: Your motorcycle?
Drunk guy: No my bicycle!
Me thinking: Oh god, why did I have to get stuck next to this guy.  Couldn't one of my friends have saved me? The last time I got stuck at the bar next to someone who had rode their "skate board" to the bar, the guy never made it home.  He was too drunk to skateboard, ran into a car, and ended up in the hospital instead.
Me: Well that's quite impressive riding your bike all the way from "XYZ" city, and up the hill too!
Drunk guy: I'm an artist
Me: Cool
Drunk guy: Want to see my website?  Well it's a website, but it's not really live yet
Me: Sure
Shows me his site
It's actually some decent art, although only one piece is really in line with my taste
Me: I like this one here, this one with the woman where you see her backside.  But I really think her bottom should be "smarting", as though she'd been spanked.  I think that would enhance the piece
Drunk guy: Wow!!! You are so in tune with my work! I totally agree.  Did you notice she has no face? I drew her without a face
He's right, he did draw a head but no face (haha, if only he knew what I was thinking right now)
Drunk guy: You sound like an artist, you know your stuff.  Are you an artist too?
Me: I am
Drunk guy: Cool.  What kind of art do you do?
Me: If I told you, I'd have to kill you
Drunk guy: Ok. Well what's your medium?
Me: the human body
Drunk guy: You do massage?
Me: "No!" (said it a very strict, no nonsense, and dismissive way)
Drunk guy: Do you smoke? I'm going to have a cigarette
Me: No
Very shortly he returns, unsmoked cigarette still in his hand
Drunk guy: You've got me intrigued, what kind of art do you do?
Me: As I already said, if I told you I'd have to kill you
Drunk guy: (said in a dead serious voice) "Please kill me, it would be worth it"
Me thinking: How did I end up next to this guy & why are my friends or the bartender not saving me???
The drunk guy at the bar

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Dukes Of Hazzard - They All Seem Like Spanko's

So I was talking with another spanko & we were talking about the Dukes of Hazzard show.  That would have been the perfect show to have spankings included in the series, and I can't think of one character that I can't see as either a spanker, spankee, or switch.  Don't you agree with me?

Daisy, I see as more of a spankee but a switch at times. I'm sure a lot of people wanted to spank her for wearing those really short jean shorts that she is so famously known for.

The Duke Boys, always up to trouble but not always their fault, are definitely switches for sure! Racing cars & driving recklessly, tisk tisk!

Now Boss Hoggs "pretends" to be a top, but I can pretty much guarantee that man is a bottom.  He's got spankee written all over him.

That annoying Sheriff, whose always got his panties in a bunch and looks like he's got a stick up his ass, is most definitely a switch.

Yes, Of Course All The Way Off!

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

OITNB - Looks like Some Serious Humiliation & a Possible Discipline Scene

Gotta love Orange Is the New Black. This looks like it could be right out of a role play that people send me all the time ;)

Not going to say how this ends, don't want to be a spoiler for those who watch. For those who don't, but are now interested, it's on Netflix only.  This is Season 5, episode 2.


Vintage Spanking OTK

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Spanked At The Office

You were suppose to get that report to me by last week. I had to present the information to some very important clients and without that information, I looked like a fool. You are getting a  very vigorous hand spanking for your negligence, but if you ever do that to me again, you will be getting the cane!