Saturday, May 1, 2021

If you came home & found this spencer paddle hanging from the wall

paddle hanging on the wall

would you be thrilled or embarrassed? or both? 

What would you do?


  1. I would be thrilled. Then I would go to my corner, drop my pants, put my hands on my head and wait for you.

  2. At first I'd be seriously scared! Did my sister-in-law Jenn bring it along when she came to visit our house? But why? Is she going to say something to my wife? Well, no matter, I'd make a paddle that looked *just like that* out of balsa wood. Then I'd take the mean ol' paddle off the wall and ask our landscapers to run it through the tree mulcher. Finally, I'd hang up the balsa wood paddle in its place.

    Ha, ha! Then let's see Jenn suggest that my wife spank me with that "scary" implement! Only I would know it's just something you'd make a toy airplane out of. Joke's on sister-in-law!

  3. Well, if you came to our house, you would see several paddles and hairbrushes hanging from various places. My wife likes instant access to her 'WAD's' so that she can enforce her authority at any time. She loves it (and so do I).