Thursday, February 9, 2017

Spanking Phrases

What are your favorite spanking phrases?

Things like:

- I am going to blister your bottom

- You are going over my knee, young man (lady)!

- After this spanking, you are going to be sore for a week

- Shame on you!

- Bring me my hairbrush

- I'm sorry that I have to be this strict, but this is for your own good

- You are getting a bare bottom spanking

- You are never to old to be spanked

Feel free to comment "anonymously" in the comments below this post...

Update on 2/13/17: Just an FYI that based on the phrases submitted below in the comments & ones that people sent to me privately, I created an audio clip that you can buy on NiteFlirt
Link to my Audio Clips


  1. -You have 3 seconds to get over my knee. 1... 2... 3.
    -Come here, right NOW!
    -If you misbehave again, you will be spanked much harder next time.
    -You won't be able to sit for a week.

    Also, "the look" does just fine too :)


  2. - you're addling for a paddling
    - you're itching for a switching
    - you're hanking for a spanking
    - this will hurt you more than it hurts me
    - assume the position
    - bend over and take it like a man (lady)
    - grin and bare it

    1. @MitchPhilbin, and here I thought it was "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you" ;) Thanks for the lovely phone call, so very sweet of you!

  3. Thanks to everyone who has commented so far!

  4. -You are going to get the spanking of your life!
    -Ask me for a bare bottom spanking, NOW!
    -We are done with your spanking, when I say we are done!
    -Take down your pants and underwear, and get over my knee :)

  5. From the Ricky Bobby movie...."I'm going to paint your back porch red" ��

  6. This is no ordinary tanning salon young man!

  7. Or your azz is mine to be appropriate